JDUが2005年に制作したラジオドラマ”Galaxy Madness”の台本です。 全部英語でラジオドラマを作ったのは今回が始めて！また英語のラジオドラマ・もしくは続編を作ってみたいな！ Galaxy Madness - Episode 1 Theme music -SFX cathedral bell ringing - -SFX noise of cathedral square - (Narrator) One fresh morning, in the year 2017... (Bon bon) " I am Bon Bon- I am over 18 years old. I came to Christchurch for a holiday. Hmm… I like this city♪-you have air here …it's very nice!" Well…that's what I will tell anyone that asks! (Narrator) Actually, She was the star princess of Planet Fung-pee…an inter-stellar galaxy 23 light years away from Hereford Street…. (Narrator) She escaped from Fung-pee because the gases there were getting too toxic, and her people were in great danger of dying out completely if she did'nt find a cure soon... (Bon bon) My superiors always warned me "Don't go out by your self" they're too strict on me.! I am already over 18!!! (bonnie giggle) I gotta explore!!! (Narrator) Suddenly, from her secret hideout, a hideously evil queen, called Vashti, spies Bon Bon from afar and, using her special powers, appears before her as an innocent young tourist, confused in the city... (Vashti) Excuse me, Do you know where the Japanese tourist centre is? (Bon bon) I am sorry I don't know, I just got here. (Narrator) Actually they were travelling in a north-west vector, quadrant, zone 3... (Vashti) Oh really, I have no sense of direction.. (Bon bon) (thinking to herself) she looks same age as me, perhaps she'll be a good friend! (narrator) Actually Bon Bon is 900 in earth years…but that's not important right now... (Bon bon) OK, We can look for the place together!! (Vasti) Wow thank you!!! Call me ..er..Miss Subishi! What is your name? (Bon bon) I am bon bon. Nice to meet you! Are you Japanese? (Vashti) Yes!! Let's go!! -SFX walking- (Bon bon and Vashti are chatting) Hahaha.. KONNeech e wah! Ali gATOo! TIPTOP! -CHANGE OF SCENE- (Bon bon) This is Hereford street… It must be near here! (Vashti) Can I see the map? (Bon bon) hey, there is a police man! We can ask him!! (Bon bon and Vashti) Excuse me!!! (police man(roydo-bando)) Good day mate! Can I help you? (Vashti) We are looking for the Japanese tourist centre!! (police man(Roydo-bando) oh that is just over there! (Bon bon) thank you! (police man(roydo- bando)) Wait, hummm… your eyes are turning purple… What's the matter little asian girl? (Bon bon) yeah, your eye color is strange.. (vashti) oh.. Its… Nothing!! I.. Ah.. Just couldn't sleep last night. (Royd suspect) YOU LOOK LIKE. . . !! (vashti) AHHH! I didn't finish my homework yet!!! I gotta go!! See you.. (Narrator) She's gone (Bon bon) wow what's wrong with her? (police man(roydo-bando)) Be careful of that woman.. She's not a just an asian girl. I think She's kind of… not human. (Bon bon) What? You're pulling my leg? (police man(roydo-bando)) I am serious… Can you check your wallet? (Bon bon) What do you mean? My wallet??? … Oh no, I had plenty of money, but there is no money now!! (police man(roydo-bando)) That's it! There's many pickpockets in christchurch now. The criminals are after money and cookies. (Bon bon) Cookies?! (Vashti) YES, GIVE ME COOKIES!!! (Narrator) Vashti is standing on the ANZ roof, and she murmers a strange spell under her breath -SFX strange sound- (roydo- bando) WATCH OUT!!! (Bon bon) Kyaa (car)-----=!!! (Narrator) Bon bon is flying toward to Vashti. And Vashti got her, and is flying away into cathedral. (Roydo- bando) OH my goodness!!! I have to wear my special mask. (Narrator) Yes, He is a super hero called "loydo-bando"!! (Roydo-bando) Wait for me little girl!! CHANGE OF SCENE Mysterious back music (Vashti) I have taken over the cathedral!!! No one can enter here. Only you and me. (Bon bon) What?! You aren't a tourist?! (Vashti) If you just give me "GOLDEN COOKIE TIMES", I won't hurt you. (Narrator) Vashti is floating a little bit above the floor. And looks scary. (Bon bon) HELP ME!!! (Roydo-bando) Oh no, the door is completely closed… -SFX pushing door- (Narrator) Princess bon bon should've had a successful mission, but it's turned into big trouble. Can our super hero roydo-bando help the poor kidnapped princess?! Wait for next episode!! Galaxy Madness - Episode 2 Theme music (Narrator) Princess Bon bon came to christchrch from planet fung-pee to save her planet. Her people are getting poisoned by toxic gases and are in great danger of dying out completely if she doesn't find a cure soon… But scary queen Vashti kidnapped her. They are in the cathedral and it's completely locked. Super hero Roydo-Bando is trying to help her. -SFX pushing door- (Narrator) Roydo-Bando is trying to open the Cathedral door. (Roydo-bando) No…! The door is completely closed!! I have to use THAT ITEM…!! (Narrator) He gets black jelly beans from his pocket. This is one of his special items!! (Roydo-bando) yum yum … I got extra energy!! (Narrator) When he take special black jelly beans, he can super high jump only once. -SFX high jump- (Narrator) He jumped as high as possible,　arriving at the roof of the cathedral. (people at cathedral square) Look at that!! Super hero Roydo-Bando!!! (people) "wow yes he is!" "COOL!!" "that was a super jump! Did you see?" (Narrator) Roydo bando waves his hand (Roydo-bando) Thank you guys! However, I have to go. CHANGE OF SCEANE -Mysterious Back music- (Narrator) Princess bon bon is locked in cathedral by scary queen Vashti. (Vashti) Give me Golden cookie times!! (Bon bon) I don't have any! (Narrator) the stained glass is shaking in the wind, and it is a mysterious atmosphere. (Vasti) Tell me where Golden cookie times is!!　Or else eat this poison mushroom!!! (bon bon says to herself) Oh, I have a mobile phone. OK, call 111… Vasti, Don't notice me… (Vasti) Tell me about golden cookie times!!! (narrator) Luckily Roydo-bando had rather substantial telepathic powers　(not to mention a masters degree in telecommunication,　which was handy),　and so tapped Bon bon's cry for help into the city's mainframe, so her 111 call connected quickly... (Vasti)　I know your people live a long time!! Over500years… I want long life by eating golden cookie times… (Bon bon) That's why you kidnapped me! (Vasti) your country fung-pee is famous throughout the galaxy for its magic cookies.. They are so delicious too!! - Kind of super hero back music start- (roydo- bando) Wait!!! No more stupid things evil queen vasti! I am Roydo- Bando!!! (Vasti) OH no!! The super hero!!! (roydo-bando) Yes!!!!! It's me!!!! And I'm gonna take you down, you daughter of a motherless goat!!!! (Bon bon) Help me roydo-bando!! (vasti) no-!! I'm sorry this is all the money I have. I leave it for you. Hahaha… See ya soon!! (Narrator) Vasti was so afraid of Roydo-bando and she left her wallet and ran away. (Bon bon) wow … you saved me, you handsome awesome super hero Roydo-Bando!!! (Roydo- bando) humm.. What happened.. Maybe she was too weak for me, anyway, You are safe at the moment. But be careful, I am sure she'll appear quite soon. (Narrator) Next morning, "Roydo bando saved girl at cathedral" article written by "The press'" head lines news. Evil queen is afraid of super hero roydo- bando, but she is still gunning for princess bon-bon. can bon bon find a cure for her country and conquer the evil? Wait for final episode!! Galaxy Madness - Episode 3 Theme music (Narrator) Princess Bon bon came to christchrch from planet fung-pee to save her planet. There were getting too toxic by the gases and her people were in great danger of dying out completely if she didn't find a cure soon… Evil queen Vasti is hell-bent on finding her because her country fung-pee is famous for golden cookie times. It will give you long life over 500years. Super hero roydo-bando saved princess bon bon. She's safe at the moment. Anyway, They are at North hagley park. (Bon bon) How can I thank you roydo-bando! (Roydo-bando) Not a problem. But.. Do you really have the.. Biscuit? (Bon bon) You mean golden cookie times? (Roydo-bando) Yes. (Bon Bon) It is our national treasure on fung-pee. I can't bring it to another planet.. My superiors always warned me of that! (Roydo-bando) Oh, I see. (Bon bon) but actually, I broght it to christchurch. (Roydo-bando) oh, I see... you have golden cookie times? (Bon Bon) Smaller voice please!! (in small voice) yes, I have! (Roydo- bando) O…OK. I think you should return it to your country before vasti finds you. (Bon bon) No, I can't! My country is in a toxic gas crisis... I have to find cure! (Roydo-bando) that's why you came here christchrch. (roydo-bando thinking)Toxic gases, toxic gases… fung-pee… Yes!!! I think It'll work for your country!! (Bon Bon) wow! What's the idea? (Roydo-bando) I can help you. Wait a second. (Narrator) He takes out his mobile phone and rings… -SFX ringing sound- (Roydo bando on the phone) Hello! Excuse me, We'd like to book a Scenic Flight for Two people….Yes, to Lake Tekapo. How much does it cost? Humm..$420doller each! Wow..the fees have certainly gone up from 2003... OK, ..yes, yes, great! ..thanks, bye!! (bon bon) What?! Did you book an expensive Scenic Flight?! Why?! (Roydo bando) Calm down little princess! Lake takapo's water is holy it posesses special powers that are a secret known only to super heroes such as myself! (bon bon) COOL!!!! I'll bring some of that Lake takepo holy water back to fung-pee!! CHANGE OF SCENE (Narrator) They arrived at Lake tekapo. South of christchrch. (bon bon) The flight was amazing! I really enjoyed it. (Roydo bando) Hahaha.. We used money from vasti's wallet.-and we got some fly-bys thrown for free! So Don't worry about flight fee. (bon bon and Roydo bando are chatting) "hahaha…" "did you see the glacier?" "I saw mt.cook!""tip top" (Narrator) the scenic flight was romantic, they transcended another world… (Roydo bando) but we can't forget your duty princess bon bon! (bon bon) yes! Get the holy lake tekapo water! -mysterious back music start- (Vashti) Wait!!! (Roydo bando and bon bon) Vashti! (Narrator) Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... dreadful Evil queen Vashti is standing on the rock at the milky blue lake. (Vashti) I'm not afraid of you roydo bando this time!! Give me my wallet and golden cookie times! (Roydo bando) OH We used that money! (Vashti) What!! You guys are thieves!! (Roydo bando) You too!! (Narrator) Roydo bando flashes a beam of light from his eye. (Roydo bando) Eye bea----m!! -SFX eye beam - (Vashti) ouch!!! you mean eye beamer!!!!!!!!!! -SFX into the water- (Narrator) Vashti is thrown back into the water by the power of the beam! and disappears under the water. (Vashti) No! this water is too holy for me… Oh my body!! Help ! Help!! (Narrator) Vashti disappeared but, using an old party trick, turned into a real Japanese tourist,who looked surprisingly innocent and…dare we say it…rather nice!! (Vashti(innocent) Oh… I feel dizzy.. Where am I? who am I?! (Roydo bando)You look a lot like that Japanese tourist "Miss bishi". (Bon bon) But her darkness mojo has gone out of her body-Lake tekapo has made her a good person! (Roydo bando)Excellent! Let's bring back this holy blue water to fung-pee!!! (Bon bon) Yes my darling muffin pikelet mixture!! (Roydo bando) what?! You called me darling?! (Narrator) The holy water by lake Tekapo cleansed Planet fung-pee. Super hero Roydo bando and princess bon bon saved the beautiful Planet from eternal stench!! And so the Legend of Roydo bando came through once more and the city of christchurch breathed again…until the next time that is...