JDUが2002年NZラジオアワードにノミネートされた際に、番組を全て英訳しました。 そのとき、ノミネートされた番組の１コンテンツであるラジオドラマの英訳にも挑戦したわけですが、ラビングスクールが英語になると読み物として面白いなぁ・・・と感じたので、第三話分しかありませんが公開したいと思います。 Himeko's loving shool - Episode 3 Theme music Narrator: Himeko came here as an exchange student. She goes to a language school in Christchurch where she has fallen in love at first sight with blond-haird Handsome Teacher Bob. Her powerful arch enemy, Erika, is also trying to win the love of Bob. However Himeko also met a good looking Japanese guy called Shinji and got very busy life. Himeko: (Pleading to famous Japanese robot character Doraemon) Ahhhh!! I want a blond-haired boyfriend Doraemon!! But my Home Room teacher Handsome Bob is blond too!! This must be my destiny!! Narrator: The next morning... SFX: bird chirp chirp Homestay Dog Naughty John barks Himeko: Ohhh get away from me John!! Naughty John: Growls and tries to bite her Himeko: Ha!! You missed!! You're dangerous John!! SFX: Karate Chop!! Naughty John: cries out CHANGE OF SCENE SFX: door opens Himeko: Good morning! Classmates: Good morning!! (murmer murmer) Shinji: Hi Blue Panty Woman!! Himeko: Ahh!! You do go on. My name is Himeko. Hi-me-ko!! Shinji: It's just a joke Hi-me-ko!!(he laughs) I've really enjoyed making fun of you lately!! SFX heartbeat "doki doki doki" Himeko (thinking to herself); He's like a child this man...somehow..I don't know why but I can't get angry with him...is it because he's so handsome? Oh no!! Teacher Bob is much more handsome than him. Shinji's like a speck of dust on the road compare to him. Erika: (her arch enemy) Good morning Himeko - how are you? (she giggles) I've got a feeling something good is going to happen - like someone who gets on my nerves is going to disappear!! (giggles again) SFX : shock Da da da dummmmm Himeko: Wow - this woman is really suspect...she looks like she uses dangerous magic- oh dreadful stuff...(Himeko murmers a Buddhist spell under her breath) Narrator: Here's Himeko's classroom. SFX: classroom noise, door opens, harp plays Handsome Teacher Bob: Good morning. Everyone: Good morning Bob!! Himeko:(thinking to herself) Ah my beloved Bob...I want to steal your lips away. H T Bob: Opean your textbooks, Page 72. Himeko:(to herself) He has such a nice bottom...ahhh...a firm bottom...hehehe Narrator: She slips off to another world - Hey Himeko!! H T Bob: That's all for today class - good afternoon. Himeko: (to herself) Ha!! Class is over already!! Time passes so quickly when I stare at Bob. I didn't listen to this class at all, so I'll have to ask hime a lot of questions. Bob can I ask...!!! Erika: (physically tackles Himeko) SFX: impact and falling to the ground Erika: Oh I'm so sorry I bumped you by mistake Himeko: That woman!! It wasn't a mistake - it was on purpose!! HT Bob: Are you OK Himeko? Himeko: Yes I'm... Erika: No problem... She's a tough girl because she was a professional wrestler in Japan. She enjoys her pain. HT Bob: Oh really? Himeko:(quietly to Erika) Hey what are you talking about Erika? Erika: Bob - look at me! Yesterday I bought a new camisole. (She shows him) Himeko: (to herself) It's the same old tactic again. How can I get one up on her? maybe taking off my clothes is a good idea. But in the meantime I'll try pulling up my sleeve and stand on tiptoe to show off my belly button. How about that!! School P.A. System: Himeko - you have a guest. Please come to the Teachers Room. Himeko:(to herself) Oh...? WHat's this... who's the guest? SFX: opening door to exit, running sounds Erika:(whispers) Goodbye Himeko. You're navel is pretty good.(giggles) SFX: running to Teachers Room Narrator: She arrives at the Teachers Room SFX: door opens, horror music Himeko: Hello, I'm Himeko. SFX: tea drinking Guardian: Hello Himeko. Himeko: Ggguardian!! Why are you here drinking tea at my school!? Very scary Female Guardian: Someone called you here - it was me. In fact yesterday I got a telephone call from somebody who said they were friend of yours. I heard you aren't studying at all because you are too busy being a playgirl. SFX: drinking tea Guardian: So I came here to check up on you. Tell me what's happening Himeko. Himeko:(confused) Ummm Ahh - I've really been concentrating in my class. Maybe too much concentration... Ahhh it doesn't matter... Hahahaha... your tea looks tasty... Guardian: Acoording to what your friend she said you're crazy about your home room teacher Bob. You'll get pregnant just thinking about him - do you understand? SFX: tea drinking Himeko: What are you taking about - I don't know anything about this... hehehe Guardian: You are already in trouble, and I'm really worried now that Christmas is coming up. Himeko: What are you worried about - you don't have a boyfriend!! hehehe Guardian: Your behaviour is unacceptable. If something happens I will tell your Japanese school and your parents immediately, so don't have these shameful thoughts. Ohhh - when I was your age... Oh dear... You're giving me a headche. Himeko:(coughs) So... Good bye!! SFX: door opens Narrator: She runs off in a panic constantly looking back to check she's not being follwed. SFX: running, bumps into X'mas tree, crash Himeko: Gya!!!! SFX: Tree falls onto the floor. MUSIC interlude - Christmas Song Himeko:(to herself) What!!! Who's put this Christmas tree in the middle of the floor?! Ahhh(she sobs) this is the worst... Who told on me to the Guardian> I'll never forgive them... it's getting really risky - help me Doraemon!! Narrator Someone's shadow falls on Himeko's back. Is it a trap? A dark smile? All around Christchrch flowers attempt to open but the sky is cloudy. MUSIC theme to end 次回予告部分です↓ Naoko: Himeko's loving School Episode 3 was presented by.... (Naoko gives 13 names, 10 Japanese, 1 Korean, 1 Singaporean) Next episode - Finally Christmas Eve is here!! When school closes where will Himeko go? So listen out for Episode 4 - it's called "Bob's Golden Sweater."